That's my son

One of the many things I will answer to is "Austin's Mom." I am the mother of the child that says GD at daycare.  He didn't get that one from me.... Fuck on the other hand, I had to claim that one.  I am the one rearing this little boy that chews on his shirt until almost the whole front is wet.  That is one of the most DISGUSTING things in the whole ENTIRE world.  I had to tell him no hugs from mommy with a wet shirt.  My boy got put in "the blue chair"(aka time out, but they can't call it that) at daycare for kicking another kid.  While in said "blue chair" he falls out and bumps his head.  He definitely gets that from his mama.  I might just be the clumsiest person alive.  This child loves to make this sound that I imagine could only come from him or a Pterodactyl(never would have spelled it that way).  I am almost positive that he's made my ears bleed... on multiple occasions.  THAT GETS ON MY EFFIN NERVES... and yes that bad.  On the other hand(a much better hand), I get to see that little boy smile every day.  He has one of the brightest smiles I have ever seen. I have to force myself not to cave when he tries to suck up. He gives me the best hugs and kisses me on the cheek then says, "I love you mommy."  He often tells me that I'm so cute.  I can see in his big brown eyes that he cares when he gets in trouble.  I know he wants to do the right thing... it's just hard for him sometimes.  He is getting better everyday.  I am so proud to be "Austin's Mom."